For over 4 years I have been propositioning Marina, who has always turned me down. The only reason she doesn't get upset by it is that she knows I am not serious. The only reasons that I don't get upset by her turning me down are that being 74, not being a billionaire, and knowing that she deeply loves her husband, I would probably suffer an immediate heart attack if she accepted. Marina has only one fault -- although she is very intelligent she is also extremely naive. She will believe almost anything. This was proven yesterday when I told her that I have discovered an effective vaccine for Coronavirus. I explained that for the past three months, working at home with a number of petri dishes and blood samples of Corona victims given to me by an Israeli hospital, I found that by combining certain chemicals as well as my own blood, I killed all the viruses in one of the petri dishes. I took the dish to the hospital where its top doctors and research scientists examined it and confirmed that the virus had been killed. However, they told me that there were two problems -- the first being that it only worked with my blood, not that of anyone else. They explained that every human's DNA is different and that while mine was suitable for a vaccine, nobody else's was. The other problem, I said, was that they found that the amount of DNA in my blood was not strong enough to produce a vaccine. They told me (or at least I told Marina that they told me) that DNA in men was most highly concentrated in their sperm. They said that by injecting the remaining ingredients into myself, I could produce a vaccine with my sperm. It would immunize any woman with whom I had sex and, in turn, this immunization would be spread by her to those people she spent the most time with (her family). I said that over 30 female doctors and nurses at the hospital had already asked to be immunized by me, but because of my age, I would only be able to produce sufficient sperm twice per week. Up to this point, Marina believed every word of it. That ended when I told her that I was less concerned about strangers and wanted first to protect those people I am very close with -- she immediately realized that this meant her and her family, started laughing, and told me that she won't agree to be immunized by me. "Do you mean that you would rather die from Corona, and risk your children and husband, than have sex with me?" I asked. She upped the ante by saying that not only would she prefer getting the Corona but would even prefer both getting it and moving back home to Siberia. In my life, I have been rejected by literally thousands of women, but never as adamantly as this. We compromised by driving to her house, picking up her two daughters, and my taking all three to lunch.