A husband and wife are shopping in WalMart when the man picks up a dozen pack of Bud Lite and sticks it into the cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on special, only $10 for 12 cans', he says.
'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping.
A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.
The man replies...
'SO does 12 bottles of Bud Lite AND IT'S ONLY HALF THE PRICE!'
I wonder when the funeral will be?
Live simply...love generously...care deeply...speak kindly...shop often!
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Thanks. I needed a good laugh!
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Sharon
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Very believable
I used 2048 q's FEB 2011 because of SFShopper
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The queen of April Fools was here.,,,< I like it so it stays
Oh that is wrong on so many levels![]()
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