Q.tainment Network presents Tha Great TP Debate RAOK starring Everprincess!!

[kremsh]

Amongst us all, we have a TP Extraordinairre …the Expertest of Experts at her craft….Everprincess!

She can amass great amounts of TP in the blink of an eye and keep us all guessing for days how many she has stashed away in places her DH would never dream of looking. She is our newest star! We are so proud she has agreed….well...she didn’t really agree but we’ll just pretend she did….to be the host of ..................Tha Great TP Debate!!!!

Do you squeeze your Charmin? Mr. Whipple will never know!
Do you toss your loved ones a roll when they say we're all outta TP?
Is your TP an ideal balance of softness and strength?
Do you respect YOUR roll?
What is your stock up price per roll?
Does your hiney PREFER one or two-ply!?! :MonkeyButtLanichan:
What are your thoughts on da Big Roll!?!!
How long does a Roll last in your household?
Now really...tell us...how high is your TP tower, pyramid, or other work of art?

These are the questions that every person in this great nation should be asking before they make that all important decision.......it's all about the TOILET PAPER!!!! We at the Q.tainment Network take the opinions of our viewers very seriously! So tell us…what’s on your mind?

This RAOK will end on Wednesday, January 25th at 9PM EST, 8PM CST and for tha girl in tha mailroom who does the koopon sendin…6PM PST…ummm that’s you Ev!

Sponsored by Plunger Brothers Plumbing Sales & Service (555-CLOG)

[everprincess]

[SFShopper]

everp - did ya evah dinks that you'd be Da Star of the Great TOILET PAPER debate!?!! I'm soooo glad - you're being honored with Da :MonkeyButtLanichan: uhhh, it's only, uhhh - appropriate

I'll be back with my TP numbers, once I finish ROFL

[Green is Gold]

Yes... You. You toilet paper guru you! So my Question is...my IGA is having a 5 hour sale tomorrow, for the 1st 5 hours they are open. Charmin basic is $3.98 for 12 double rolls -.25 Q doubled. My questionable math skills put them at .29 a roll. How many rolls can I buy and bring into my tiny house before my husband runs screaming into the street!?!

[MsSweetCheeks]

Yall are crazy. This is too funny!!!!

Now to answer your questions:
Do you squeeze your Charmin? Mr. Whipple will never know!
No, I don't. Maybe I should though. Wondering if there is something magical that will happen if I do???

Do you toss your loved ones a roll when they say we're all outta TP?
Sure do. Mr. Cheeks is king of the thrown!!!
Is your TP an ideal balance of softness and strength?
Yep, gots to be!!!
Do you respect YOUR roll?

Umm, not really!!! Should I be? Is the tp going to get revenge on me or something? I'm startin to get scared here!!!

What is your stock up price per roll?
Unfortunately, I never seem to get that great of deals on tp.
Does your hiney PREFER one or two-ply!?!
2-ply, my hiney is special!!!!
What are your thoughts on da Big Roll!?!!

Da bigger the role da better!!!
How long does a Roll last in your household?

Not long at all!!!!

Now really...tell us...how high is your TP tower, pyramid, or other work of art?
Not very high, but Mr. Cheeks has a special way he does his tp.

[everprincess]

Well we are TP snobs. We only buy Charmin, Cottonelle, Angel Soft or Quilted Northern. No Marcal, Charmin Basic, Scott or any other brand will do. So I do pay more per roll than the average peep on here. I've been told several times that my TP deal wasn't a deal. But a deal is in the eye of the beholder. . With that said..

Charmin-0.50 a roll is my stock up price
all other brands 0.3X a roll will do

[kremsh]

Well we are TP snobs. We only buy Charmin, Cottonelle, Angel Soft or Quilted Northern. No Marcal, Charmin Basic, Scott or any other brand will do. So I do pay more per roll than the average peep on here. I've been told several times that my TP deal wasn't a deal. But a deal is in the eye of the beholder. . With that said..

Charmin-0.50 a roll is my stock up price
all other brands 0.3X a roll will do

How could someone question that tha TP Extraordinnaire and STAR of tha show didn't get a great deal??

[Green is Gold]

Well we are TP snobs. We only buy Charmin, Cottonelle, Angel Soft or Quilted Northern. No Marcal, Charmin Basic, Scott or any other brand will do. So I do pay more per roll than the average peep on here. I've been told several times that my TP deal wasn't a deal. But a deal is in the eye of the beholder. . With that said..

Charmin-0.50 a roll is my stock up price
all other brands 0.3X a roll will do

See,this is why this thread is so important! I have never bought the Charmin" Basic". So I should stay in bed and not brave 5 inches of fresh snow and keep using my Angel Soft!!! Good to know!
Question #2 Should the roll...ROLL..towards you or away from you? I feel strongly it should roll towards you. DH loves to put it on the "wrong" way just to irritate me!

[everprincess]

You make like the Charmin Basic we just don't. DH puts in the John Wayne category of TP.

[SFShopper]

EverP - soooo, have to lookie closer no on da Big Roll (usually .50 per - when on sale @ Wags), right!?! Da Tush - it don't likeeee it... but what IF you need a cheap and useful filler?!!! Do you break your roll down to per sq feet or is it by roll!?!

Why no Charmin Basic!? I've never gotten - no good deal.. well for me, that is