winner selected - please delete RAOK - funny kid stories ends tuesday evening.

[mayanfire]

To qualify for this raok just tell me the funniest thing your kids (siblings, friends kids, etc) have ever done or said...

i'll pick a random winner tuesday evening...

winner will get a potluck of coupons (i'll try to pick from your w/l)

Thanks and good luck!!

[lovemygirls]

Well it's been a few years now but it does make me laugh every single time I think of it. When I was trying to get prego with my second child my youngest daughter was 4. She would ask me over and over when we would go buy a baby for my tummy. I had to explain to her you just cannot buy a baby and of course the question was then how do you get one? I told her you have to pray every evening and if you pray hard enough our father in heaven may send one to my belly. Well she had always thought this is how every one gets to have babies UNTIL..... Sex education was done at school. My poor little monkey came home and looked at me and said I looked silly when I told the teacher how we really get babies

[sunshiney]

I have more amusing stories about my nephews but I love sharing this one. One day the oldest turned to his younger brother and asked "do you remember what it was like inside mommy's tummy?". I thought it was adorable.

[CW&M Mom]

Well a funny thing my son just said.

We are traveling here in Arkansas.

My son points to a tower and starts screaming..."Mom it's the Eifle Tower!!!!"

Me: No Son that's just a cell Tower....*sigh*

[breegold]

I don't have kids but my best friend has 4, and the youngest is at the stage where words like "poop" and "bum" are the height of comedic brilliance, and though the others are older, they all still think it's hilarious too. So I was telling my boyfriend about how her son was singing "A-B-C-D-E-F-POOPY! A-B-C-D-E-F-PENIS!" and I kid you not, at 33, he giggled, and has been singing it himself...

[booklover]

My son is 20 now, but I still remember cute stuff he said when he was little.

He used to transpose letters in words, and they sounded funny when he said them. Biscuit became "bikset." Shop n' Save became "Sop n' Shave."

There's a town in IL that has a water tower in the shape of a ketchup bottle. We'd drive by, and my son would say, "Hey, where's the mustard?"

[mom25grls]

With a 3 yr old grandson it isn't hard to find things that he said that are funny, BUT I guess the funniest is the other day when he was shopping with his mom (my daughter), they were looking for ear plugs, and ended up finding them over by the guns in Walmart. She doesn't believe in guns and hunting so grandson doesn't have a full grasp on them, but they LOVE LOVE LOVE zombie shows. He yells to his mom, "MOM look, they have guns for killing the Zombies!" As my daughter says, hopefully that is all he will ever want to use a gun for! LOL

[kgracem]

I really want to get one of those books that are for writing down all the funny things kids say. I don't have kids (yet) but I nanny for a few different families. A 3 year old i used to sit for once said "I no like billboards." Too bad her daddy builds and sells ad space on billboards for a living! He wasn't too happy about that one!

[scrapper2]

My daughter when you she was little loved the OLD SUZANNA song -- only her ending to the song was always -- I come from ALABAMA with a pencil on my knee.

[Jenn640]

My sister was discussing home loans, mortgages, etc with an accts person at the bank. Being at a bank, where its usually pretty quiet, my 5 yr old niece shouts "Mommy, I just farted!!!" My sister was horrified, the accts person laughed!