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Congrats!

[cheynesnana]

When grandsons #1 and #2 were younger.. there was a firefly on the porch and #2 accidently sat on it... his older brother looked at him very seriously and asked.. "Was it hot??" LOL

[Coupon_Girl_Shelly]

My friend's child was almost 2 and had not said her first word yet. Her parents worried, but they knew the day would come. One day they were riding down the road and they stopped by a construction site. Out of the blue thier little gril says as loud as she could "Big Trucks.....Moving Dirt" They were shocked and then they just laughed. Of all the first words to say she came out with that. Kids are so funny sometimes!

[tinkinpink84]

My dd is the most random. The other day she came up to me and asked me if cats have butt cheeks. She is only 4. She also asks why poop is different colors. They say hospital hostible. And just now my ds who is 5 tells his sister "come over here its not stinky" she goes "yeah it is you just farted!" So he gets up and grabs the lysol spray sit and goes "now it smells good over here. He just said he made a fart circle around him with the lysol and no one can fart in circle except there are 2 farts in his circle now........."Me thinks that fart circle is not so fart free. Glad i cant smell out of my nose currently since he is sitting right beside me coloring!

[valgmars]

I used to walk my son to school when he was in Pre-K (hes now in 2nd). One day while we were walking home, we were holding hands and i felt him jerk my hand. He had stubbled. I looked down to see if he was okay and he looked up at me with the most serious look on his face he said "Mom, I think that flower just tripped me!" I couldnt help but laugh. He went on to say "thats not funny, I almost fell." I still smile when i think about it

[Steph0079]

My daughter is almost 4 so we are right at the time where she is doing silly things ALL the time. So, I will go with the most recent. This past weekend she had swim class and her teacher asked her to make bubbles. She told the teacher she did make bubbles and her teacher said she didn't see her. My daughter replied with, " I didn't make mouth bubbles, I made lots of fart bubbles."

[mayanfire]

When grandsons #1 and #2 were younger.. there was a firefly on the porch and #2 accidently sat on it... his older brother looked at him very seriously and asked.. "Was it hot??" LOL

winner!! :) congrats...

thanks for all the great posts everyone...i had a blast reading them!!