RAOK: Winners of Silly (Clean) Jokes - Jojaby & SCCC2213

[cearhart]

How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun
How do you kill a white elephant?
Hold it's nose till it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

[QponClippinQueen]

ok Well I have 2 lol

DO NOT READ SECOND JOKE ITS NOT 100% CLEAN IF YOUR OFFENDED I'M SORRY!!!!

The budget-minded woman was always clipping coupons in
the young, lean years when she was first married, and
even kept detailed records of how much money she
saved. One of her first jobs way back then was
running the cash register at the local drugstore.
One day, she had a self-conscious young man approach
the counter to buy some condoms. She noticed a
dollar-off coupon on the box and asked him if he’d
like to use it, adding that she and her husband had
saved over $400 redeeming coupons last year.
The stunned young man replied, “On these?!”



STOP HERE IF YOU DON"T WANT TO READ NEXT JOKE

Buckwheat (little rascals) was in school one day practicing spelling words with is class.
The teacher asked "can anyone spell invite".

A girl raises her hand and says "I N V I T E"

Teachers says "your correct. Now please use it in a sentence"

The Girl says "I would like to invite you to dinner"

Teacher said "very good. Can anyone spell dictate."

Buckwheat raises his hand and the teacher says "go ahead Buckwheat."

He says "D I C T A T E"
Teachers says "now use it in a sentence."
He thinks for a moment and then says "Hey Darla how my dictate last night"

[fussypants]

What do you do for an elephant that isn't feeling good?

You send him a get wellephant card!

[TxAngel3115]

Oh my...lol I have tears from all the laughing... Just a few more hours to go...

[jen276here]

Two blondes walked into a bar...




You'd think at least on of them would have seen it!!