That's Entertainment ~ Soap Talk: General Hospital

[ladywaterwind]

What is going on with general hospital?! omg.

ok, I'm a bit caught up after having not watched it since around the time of Connor Bishop and stuff. (thank goodness for youtube)

But....how, and why, and WHAT? is Luke doing with Tracy?

and carly and jax? when did that happen? last I remember he and courtney were together and carly was telling courtney to stay away from him, and now carly is married to the guy.

and where is courtney?

nikolas has a son? who is the mom?

what's up with the dude calling people like stonecold and stuff? I guess that's Jason? right?...he's weird. I kinda like him, but he's weird.

Lulu, i guess, had an abortion? She said something about losing a child but it was her choice, so I guess that's what that means.

so, yeah....

thanks if you can help, lol.

[derketchup]

Ooh! Ooh! I know about the weird guy:

He's a gamer. So he spends all day in his little gaming fantasy world, and instead of transferring back over to "normal" talk, he talks in his weird gamer language all day.

Kind of reminds me of my brother, actually.

[ladywaterwind]

Originally Posted by derketchup Ooh! Ooh! I know about the weird guy: He's a gamer. So he spends all day in his little gaming fantasy world, and instead of transferring back over to "normal" talk, he talks in his weird gamer language all day. Kind of reminds me of my brother, actually.

o.O

weirdness.

how did he show up on the scene?

[sbp]

Originally Posted by ladywaterwind What is going on with general hospital?! omg. ok, I'm a bit caught up after having not watched it since around the time of Connor Bishop and stuff. (thank goodness for youtube) But....how, and why, and WHAT? is Luke doing with Tracy? and carly and jax? when did that happen? last I remember he and courtney were together and carly was telling courtney to stay away from him, and now carly is married to the guy. and where is courtney? nikolas has a son? who is the mom? what's up with the dude calling people like stonecold and stuff? I guess that's Jason? right?...he's weird. I kinda like him, but he's weird. Lulu, i guess, had an abortion? She said something about losing a child but it was her choice, so I guess that's what that means. so, yeah.... thanks if you can help, lol.

Ok, here's what I can help with. first let me say I have NO CLUE who Connor Bishop is.

Luke & Tracy got married before I started watching, but I think it was a drunken night in Vegas and Luke, surprise surprise was trying to con Tracy out of some Quartermaine money. The biggest surprise is they actually love each other now. (I have no idea why we wasn't married to Laura at the time)

I'll come back to Carly and Jax in a minute. it's complicated. lol

Courtney is dead. She was still married to Jax and had an affair with Nikolas, and although she wasn't supposed to be able to get pregnant, guess what. And there was the whole question of Who's the daddy? There was a big virus that was killing off people and Courtney got the virus. She had an emergency c-section and gave birth to the baby boy and she died. Her dying words were to Jax that Nikolas was the father. But Jax never uttered the truth to anyone. Carly somehow figured out the truth and helped Jax keep the secret, out of loyalty to her best friend, including sneaking into the computer's hospital records and switching the paternity test results to show that Jax was really the father. Meanwhile Maxie found out the truth and told Robin, who blabbed the truth at the baby's christening and Nikolas then took over custody of the baby. Jax had named him John but Nikolas changed the baby's name to Spencer, in honor of his mother and her family's name.

So Carly and Jax were distraught over losing the baby, that was never his in the first place and ended up falling for each other.

Spinelli is the cyber geek. I can't remember how he came into the picture. One of the head mob dudes, either Alcazar or Sonny hired him to find out information on the other...... and things escalated. He ended up tucking his tail between his legs and hitailing it to Tennessee to his granny's house, where Lulu and Jason tracked him down and brought him home to Port Charles, and now he's the Cyber king of the Corinthos mob and does everything for them, and he lives at Jason (aka Stone Cold). He's also got the major hots for Lulu.

So last summer Lulu tricked Dillon (who was married to Georgie Jones.... they got married during that virus outbreak mentioned above when everyone thought he was going to die. He didn't!) into bed by lying and saying that she had seen Georgie and Diego doing the deed (diego was Alcazar's son). Dillon and Lulu used a defective condom made by none other the ELQ and she ended up pregnant. She knew she wasnt' ready to be a mom, and made the difficult decision to abort the baby.

Meanwhile, see the REALLY hot guy in my avie. That's Logan and he's the guy that Lulu is sort of with. Sort of because there was a bad deal he made with Maxie Jones that if he could get Lulu, he could get Maxie too. Well, then he started to fall in love with Lulu, but dummy him paid up his bet to Maxie and wouldn't you know Maxie told Lulu. And Lulu was on her way to being in love with Logan too. Oh, and guess who Logan is. Scott Baldwin's long lost son that he didn't know about, which is part of the reason that brought Logan to Port charles to begin with. So Lulu and Logan are trying again, but it's been filled with obstacles, of course, along the way and are hopefully going to hook back up fairly soon.

Holy crap, this all sounds like a soap opera doesn't it?

Did I miss anything? There's ALOT more going on with the characters you didn't mention, so if you ask I'll try to help. I missed today's show. The hostage situation preempted the show. Was Logan on and I missed my guy? Did I mention he's hot?

[ladywaterwind]

hah, I get to tell you something! ok, if memory serves...it's been a few years...heh

Connor Bishop was a dude who looked exactly like Nikolas. He was married to some chick and he got sent to Iraq. He supposedly died in Iraq. Nikolas and Emily are together, and then one night Nikolas crashes his car and he's presumed dead. The wife of Connor (I wanna say Mary, but I doubt it) was hella crazy and took Nikolas in kinda Misery style and nursed him to health and told him he was her dead husband Connor.

Emily and the chick became somewhat friends kind of, Emily found out her husband was actually Nikolas, so as not to hurt his memory she starts building an affair with him.

I forget how he gets his memory back that he's Nikolas and all this, but in the end the real Connor isn't dead, he comes back, for some reason falls for Emily, who tells him she doesn't love him, he rapes her, and then that's all I can remember cause that's when I stopped watching cause I was pissed she got raped and that it would inevitably hurt her and Nikolas, cause how can you be with someone who looks just like the dude who raped you.

[ladywaterwind]

Luke and Tracy is WEIRD. I kinda like it...but it's weird. Like really weird. Really REALLY weird. I wish abc had like "season" dvd sets, but like they could be "couple" dvd sets so you can see the whole relationship and get caught up on what is going on. I would really like to see how carly and jax got together and stuff. stupid soaps, miss a few years worth of episodes and it gets all crazy on you.

That's sad that courtney died. That sucks she had an affair with nikolas too, that's lameo.

lulu was into Dillion? and he and georgie married?! wow!!

what is up with emily and sonny? I saw her mom yelling at sonny about seducing her? o.O wth? they did the *bed squeaky*?

[sbp]

Emily was into Sonny for a while. It wasn't pretty. (On the GH boards they always come up with names for couples, usually using part of each names (ex: Carly & Jax are CarJax, Nikolas and Emily are NEM, etc. , the people that were opposed to them called them Soily.) Don't ask me how I know all this!! LOL

Everyone was opposed to Sonny and Emily. It was creepy, at best. Luckily it was pretty short lived. Emily was with him when he started having all kinds of breakdowns and she pushed him into getting help and it was discovered that he's bi-polar.

Nikolas and Emily made their way back to each other (not really sure how that happened) and he just asked her to marry him at the Ball they threw at Windemere, but there was a killer on the loose and Emily ended up getting strangled. Nikolas has been having blackout episodes the past few months (personally I think it's her - first she drove Sonny over the edge and not Nikolas (j/k) ) but he didn't do it. If you watched when she was getting strangled, you heard a thud, then Emily screaming Nikolas and then you could hear her gasping as she was strangled.

[ladywaterwind]

Yeah, I tuned in around then. Well, I was channel surfing and happened to flip it on there where they were going at it...so of course I stopped a minute ^_^

and then it turned out it was a flashback Nikolas was having at her funeral and I was all like WTF?! so I've been going through tons of youtube trying to get caught up. I'm finally on yesterdays episode, and I caught todays on tv, so woot.

Maybe it is her making people crazy, lmao! that's some weird timing and stuff.

[ladywaterwind]

speaking of youtube, now I'm totally going to have to try and find some of carly and jax, cause I kind of like them together and want to see how it happened, lol.

and you tube is a mother to try and find the stories like that. episodes, no problem, just have to know the date. But the stories like that, ugh!

[skimo]

Good grief..I'm exhausted just reading this!