Signs of Menopause

[YouPdWhat]

Signs of Menopause



(1). You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.

(2). Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you to heat the family room this winter. Rather than just saying you are not amused, you shoot him.

(3). You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them just to remember who they are.

(4). Your husband chirps, "Hi honey, I'm home." And your reply, "Well, if it isn't Ozzie Nelson."

(5). The Phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's Gate Cult gives you four hours of decent rest.

(6). You change your underwear after every sneeze.

(7). You're on so much estrogen that you take your Brownie troop on a field trip to Chippendales.

[MOM2SNOX]

ROFL! Thanks for sharing!

[nrpeace17]

That's funny, I got a good laugh out of your post.

[BzyBee]

LOL...I am not there yet...and you are scaring me. :Nervous:

[YouPdWhat]

LOL...I am not there yet...and you are scaring me. :Nervous:

[nemo]

ROFL....now I gotta go change my underwear...