Maxine & her 5 boy friends

[YouPdWhat]

For us older folks!



I am seeing five gentlemen every day.

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go to see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention.

When he leaves, Art Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He does not like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life! Oh BTW, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.

P.S.: My Pastor came to call the other day. He said at my age I should be thinking of the hereafter. I told him: "Oh, I do it all the time. No matter where I am whether in the parlour, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the basement, I ask myself: " Now, what am I here after? "

[MaryMary]

Maxine used to Always have fun, now it is usually Depends...

[SpyinBryan]

Her husband went to see his Proctologist Ben Dover.

[BargainSeeker]

After the proctologist, the husband went to see his lawyers at Wee, Cheatum & Howe!