Bra type

[YouPdWhat]

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter & said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size, color & material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of
this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the
Presbyterian, & the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch & upright,
and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."

Bra Sizes
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, & H are the letters
used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood
for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help I've fallen & I can't get up

[cutenirish]

TOO FUNNY I was measuered wrong by a huge retail chain years ago and went from a B to a D the inhces arodund was way off as well!! Gotta love them trying to fit yout into the COMMON size!

[My2Miracles]

Oh my gosh, that is absolutely HILARIOUS!! Thanks for the laugh!!

[kingofthehive]

That was toooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HUDSON21]

Too funny! This made me think (being on the small size!) about the new restrictions airports are going to impose on bras...no more water or gel ones!! Better pack those expensive bras, ladies!

[Lisa178]

Lol.....

[susanktz]

Just found this in an old link and thought it deserved a bump!

[keylimepie]

Too funny