Hilarious .. try it ..

[thorrocks1]

I got this on FB this morning .. thought it was hysterical ..

we need something to laugh about these days ..




Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 --------- In a hole
4 --------- Under your bed
5 --------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made.

I can't wait to see what you get stuck with!


mine is ..

I had lunch with my mobile phone under your bed because that's how I roll .....

[dominicsmommy]

I ran over a surfer Under your bed because I'm sexy and I do what I want!!

LOL--thanks so much for sharing that was fun:)

[Cynthiabutterfly]

I jumped on a stuffed animal in my car because I think I need some serious help.


Sound about how my week has been going.....

[gctattoo]

I karate chopped my dog under your bed because I'm AWESOME!!

Yikes! I don't sound that awesome if I would do something like that.

[ladywaterwind]

I yelled at a football player on your car because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

LOL. That was fun.

[lamezquita0308]

I loved a ninja under the bed because I'm a ninja.

thanks that was fun.

[loveebella]

I danced with a snowman sliding down a hill because the voices told me to.

[jen276here]

I licked a football player in an elevator because the voices told me to.

[sbp]

I did this on facebook the other day and my choice was this:

I did the Macarena With a smurf in your bathroom because I think I need some serious help

Today it's

I did the Macarena With a smurf in your bathroom because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

[thorrocks1]

Quick .. go change your shirt to another color

I jumped on a stuffed animal in my car because I think I need some serious help.


Sound about how my week has been going.....