Growing Older

[hookedoncoupons]

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old. Well.....you'll love this one!

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dds diploma, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago

could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, gray haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate, after he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school .

'yes, yes i did. I'm a mustang! ' he gleamed with pride.
'when did you graduate?' i asked.
He answered, in 1960. Why do you ask?

'you were in my class!' i exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.
Then that ugly,

old,

bald,

wrinkled,

fat a**,


gray haired,

decrepit,
son of a b**** asked.....

'what did you teach???

[carisal]

[W0Wme]

Loved it, thanks for the laugh!

[Coriander]

ooooooo, ouch!

[crecian]

oh no, I was not expecting that. I hope you slapped him.

[pussikat91958]

[agpie]

oops!