Why females should avoid a girls' night out after they are married...

YouPdWhat · 11-28-2008, 04:57:53 AM

Why females should avoid a girls' night out after they are married...

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls".
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3
a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,
realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when
totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = (MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
"Midnight". He didn't seem upset at all. Whew! Got away
with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him
why, he said,

"Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, 'Oh
sh*t.', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and
farted."