Welfare Check

[hookedoncoupons]

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and said, " Hi. You know, I just
HATE drawing welfare.
I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of
your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday
trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The
salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're BS'ing me! "
The social worker said, "Yeah, well, you started it".

[chrissyf3]

hehe, good one :)

[cody82414]

thanks.
I needed that :O)

[skw6559]

[ocean_brez]

Thanks for the laugh!

[shelleyf]

LOL great way to start the day. Thanks for sharing.

[kristenpre]

hehehe very funny