this joke is not to be offensive towards anyone:

2 little boys were outside playing before breakfest the Older brother looked at the younger brother and said:

"I dare you say damn today " Ill say "hell" .

The younger brother agreed.

The Mother calls the 2 boys in and asks them what they would like for breakfest.

The younger boy sis at the table and says excitedly. "aww damn give me them cherrios up on the fridge."

The mother took the boy to his room punished him and told him not to come down unless he can behave.

The mother went down and waited . She asked the other son "what would you like for breakfest?"

The older boy said "anything but the damn cherrios"