Married Couple

[hookedoncoupons]

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested, Both said they were very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.

The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband conti nued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy b aby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the porch.

[Cynthiabutterfly]

That is so wrong, LOL.

[ZGirl]

Roflmao!

[gettinrevvin2007]

[arose304]

Loved that one!

[enginerd]

LOL - here is another joke about marriage.

Choosing a wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches
to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets
her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up
very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be m
ore attractive for him because she loves him so much.




The man was impressed.




The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts . She gets him a new set
of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent
all the money on him because she loves him so much.


Again, the man is impressed.




The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times
the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in
a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future
because she loves him so much.




Obviously, the man was impressed.




The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
money he'd given her.




Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

[bigsweetie]

A man and his ever-nagging wife were on vacation in Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker said to the husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can have here buried here in the Holy Land for $150".

The man thought about it and told him to ship her home. The undertaker then asked "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here for only $150?".

The man replied, "Many years ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

[cundiff2001]

all so cute, thanks, needed a laugh

[ocean_brez]

You gals are bad!