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    Five surgeons at a conference are discussing who the best patients are.

    The first surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up,
    everything inside is numbered.'

    The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

    The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

    The fourth surgeon chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers; those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

    But the fifth surgeon, who was from Washington, DC, shut them all up when he observed: 'Politicians are definitely the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine and the head and the ass are interchangeable.'
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    going to share it !!

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    =^;^=

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