They Walk Among Us - too funny

[daltregirl]

................They Walk among Us
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

...............They Walk Among Us
I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.

...............They Walk Among Us

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"

...............They Walk Among Us!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff."

...............They Walk Among Us!!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

...............They Walk Among Us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

...............They Walk Among Us!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

...............They Walk Among Us!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"

...............They Walk Among Us!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

...............Yep, They Walk Among Us!


They Walk Among Us, AND they reproduce, and WORST OF ALL ... they VOTE!


" There's no way to be a perfect parent, but a million ways to be a great one!"

[BBunch8]

Hilarious! It makes me feel like I'm in the twilight zone when things like this happen. LOL

[jonjaktez]

ROFL

[maree_strawberry]

:lol1:

[kmmmom]

I needed that humor break this morning! thanks

[BzyBee]

The last time I talked to my mom she was telling me how much she loves her new paper shredder. She said that the paper is much lighter after she shreds it so it is easier for her to take to the dumpster.
I tried to tell her that shredded paper takes up more space in her trash bag so not as much paper = not so heavy...she argued with me...

Had a friend tell me once the reason she cut up her kids hot dogs was to 'let the heat out'. I am pretty sure she meant that cutting the hot dog increased surface area allowing the heat to dissipate more quickly...but I didn't ask her to clarify....

Another friend told me she crumbles her crackers into her soup...because she likes more crackers. Uh...you don't get more crackers that way...

[savin$$]

Too funny!!

[terrortoys]

Too cute..

[minirican1691]

loved it

[agpie]

thanks for the laughs