Worse Pick up lines you have ever heard

kingofthehive · 11-27-2006, 09:36:09 PM

Now keep them clean, but make them funny. What are some of the worst (Ie: :lame: ) pick up lines you have ever heard of.

Here are some of my favs...

You look like my first wife, but I ain't been married yet.

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? (no safe answer)

Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for..

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it won't kiss off?

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Spacegirl99 · 11-27-2006, 09:43:10 PM

Was your daddy a thief? Cause he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

pwetypweas · 11-27-2006, 09:53:19 PM

That dress looks great on you - it would look even better on my floor!
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Want to grab a bite to eat? Breakfast sounds good to me

Kristen.C · 11-27-2006, 10:02:07 PM

If we got together we'd have pure-brewed children.

(This actually was used on me. His last name was Corona and my maiden name was also the name of another beer. And no, it didn't work.)