That would be one checker with a short till at the end of the day!
A young man shopping in a supermarket
noticed a little old lady following him around.
If he stopped, she stopped.
Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout,
turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease;
it's just that you look so much like my late son."
He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out
'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store,?
it would make me feel good."
She then went through the checkout,
and as she was on her way out of the store,
the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."
The little old lady waved and smiled
back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine
into someone's day, he went to pay for his
groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
"How come so much ...
I only bought 5? items.."
The clerk replied,
"Yeah, but your Mother said
you'd be paying hers, too."
Good one!![]()
Love many, trust few, harm none
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Very funny.
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Good things may come to those who wait but only the things left by those who hustle.
Mood ring says:
too funny!!!
Spreading a little sunshine wherever I go![]()