Redneck Computer Lingo

[YouPdWhat]

Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys.

Window - Place in the truck to hang your guns.

Floppy - When you run out of Polygrip.

Modem - How you got rid of your dandelions.

ROM - Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.

Reboot - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.

Network - Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.

Mouse - Fuzzy, soft thing you stuffed in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.

Lan - To borrow as in "Hel Delbert! LAN me yore truck."

Cursor - What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.

bit - A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."

digital control - What yore fingers do on the TV remote.

packet - What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.

Hard Drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with three flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

[hookedoncoupons]

Thanks for the laugh!

[ElaineHN]

*LOL* Oh myyyyy ..... Mouse - Fuzzy, soft thing you stuffed in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.


This reminded me of Microsoft in Southern Georgia

which includes gems like...
Ways things would be different if Microsoft
was headquartered in South Georgia

1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders;

2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle;

3. Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a Hefty bag;

(check out the link above for 23 more ... )

[chelsac]

Cute!