Coffee Talk: Round 2 and a half. Tonight's warm up topic: Saggy Boobs

[Doglover8180]

It is not often that I get a good opportunity to show off my singing abilities with this song but this thread is perfect for it...so to add some comic relief to this coffee talk, I will give you all my song:

Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs hang low?

Do your boobs flip-flop?
Can you use them for a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Are they curly at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your boobs flip-flop?

[dookersmom]

One of my friends posted on FB the other day that her six year old daughter came in while she was getting dressed and told her, "Mommy, I hope my boobs are as long as yours one day!" I so feel her pain! I went from a 38DD to a 38H after my first baby, got pregnant again nine months later, and now they're a 38 long. So sad...

[cpaige]

Mine aren't saggy but I did lose a cup size. I went from a C to a B.

You lost? I must hate you now!

I feel your pain, I went from a 38 C, to a 40 DD, or as I like to refer to them "my Tuxedo's"....you know, 'cus they're a 40 long . Despite getting older, and being out of shape I can still bend over and touch my toes...with my boobs. Breastfeeding kinda sux. I mean, my kid is great, but still...someone shoulda' told me. They also should have told me to wear a girdle after my c-section. I don't know what sags worse, by boobs or my gut!

I hate that pooch (ok, half deflated beach ball) that sits down there. I feel like I need to tuck it in

Just for the record...I didn't breastfeed either of my kids (I didn't have milk...it wasn't a choice). So I'm not so sure breastfeeding has a lot to do with it. I was a 34B until I hit 50, and menopause took over. Now, I'm a 38C or D, depending on the brand of bra.

As for the belly sag (aka: my Peter Griffin)...I've got it too. I'm guessing it was from having those kids 11 months apart! Nothing's going to go back to it's original shape after being stretched out that far, twice...without a pause between them!

Wait a minute!! WHAT?? They got bigger? Nooooooooooo

It is not often that I get a good opportunity to show off my singing abilities with this song but this thread is perfect for it...so to add some comic relief to this coffee talk, I will give you all my song:

Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your boobs hang low?

Do your boobs flip-flop?
Can you use them for a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Are they curly at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your boobs flip-flop?

One of my friends posted on FB the other day that her six year old daughter came in while she was getting dressed and told her, "Mommy, I hope my boobs are as long as yours one day!" I so feel her pain! I went from a 38DD to a 38H after my first baby, got pregnant again nine months later, and now they're a 38 long. So sad...

Great. I'm going to bed w/ that song in my head!

I've had my girls since the 4th grade, and they only got bigger and bigger. No matter what I've done. I'm a 38/40 DD, but when I got fitted for a strapless bra for my sister's wedding I wanted to b**** slap the woman for saying they were F's. I never think they are that big until I see a profile pic of me, of which NONE ever hit the web!

As for sagging....I wear a bra to bed every night, b/c if my son wakes up in the middle of the night and I have to go to him, if I don't have a bra on I'll send him flying into the lagoon w/ these things. I'd love to be a C cup, but told the BF if he got me lipo, I'd keep the boobs. Gravity is a cruel joke

Everything jiggles and wiggles so much I look like a big bowl of J-E-L-L-O

[bali1228]

One of my friends posted on FB the other day that her six year old daughter came in while she was getting dressed and told her, "Mommy, I hope my boobs are as long as yours one day!" I so feel her pain! I went from a 38DD to a 38H after my first baby, got pregnant again nine months later, and now they're a 38 long. So sad...

Bwaaahaaaaaa....

You lost? I must hate you now!



I hate that pooch (ok, half deflated beach ball) that sits down there. I feel like I need to tuck it in



Wait a minute!! WHAT?? They got bigger? Nooooooooooo





Great. I'm going to bed w/ that song in my head!

I've had my girls since the 4th grade, and they only got bigger and bigger. No matter what I've done. I'm a 38/40 DD, but when I got fitted for a strapless bra for my sister's wedding I wanted to b**** slap the woman for saying they were F's. I never think they are that big until I see a profile pic of me, of which NONE ever hit the web!

As for sagging....I wear a bra to bed every night, b/c if my son wakes up in the middle of the night and I have to go to him, if I don't have a bra on I'll send him flying into the lagoon w/ these things. I'd love to be a C cup, but told the BF if he got me lipo, I'd keep the boobs. Gravity is a cruel joke

Everything jiggles and wiggles so much I look like a big bowl of J-E-L-L-O

Heeeheee...I feel I must share..I.can.not.stop.myself...I had a friend in HS that wore a double F bra, and we use to tell her that stood for Too Effing Big...

[angeliainwonderland]

Oh wow!! How did I miss this thread? Bumping cuz this thread is just TOOOO good!!

I have 38 D. I went from a barbie "bra' (more like a tank top thing) to a 34 C at 9 years old!! I never even got to train mine!!!
I have always prided myself on the fact that I don't sag much at all. I do exercises just for my chest muscles. They really help. Well I hurt my back about 3 months ago and had to stop all weightlifting ,etc. And since recovery ,well I'm just frkn lazy. Well my boobies are moving the wrong way FAST!! So I will be resuming the exercises.

Got something my hubby thought was a funny to share.

He was goofin around other day and he said .." You're getting a 'boobiedoo' and I said what the heck is a boobydoo? That frkn hilarious man of mine said.... 'Thats when your belly sticks out farther than your boobies do!" He's one funny guy!!!!

[pam0815]

I feel your pain, I went from a 38 C, to a 40 DD, or as I like to refer to them "my Tuxedo's"....you know, 'cus they're a 40 long . Despite getting older, and being out of shape I can still bend over and touch my toes...with my boobs. Breastfeeding kinda sux. I mean, my kid is great, but still...someone shoulda' told me. They also should have told me to wear a girdle after my c-section. I don't know what sags worse, by boobs or my gut!

O I so feel ya!!! I wish someone wlda told me about the belly bandit after I had my c sections!!! I wonder..does a breast lift help saggy boobs? If you do have a breast lift wld that take away from your cup size or do they put implants in?? I would love to have that done but I dont want implants

[dianee]

I went from an A cup to a DD and am slowly working my way back down. I have lost 50 pounds and after another 30, my reward is going to be a tummy tuck and a breast lift. Anybody have either done????

[ScrappyDoo]

I wish

[pam0815]

I went from an A cup to a DD and am slowly working my way back down. I have lost 50 pounds and after another 30, my reward is going to be a tummy tuck and a breast lift. Anybody have either done????

So how are you losin the weight?? just curious

[dianee]

The old fashioned way of counting calories. I have tried other ways but found that having strict calorie guidelines and logging everything I eat works for me. I do have my "cheat" days but then I get right back on track. I find that I really do feel crappy when I don't eat right.