You are not old - I am old. My baby will be 37 on the 25th and my son officially lapped me this year when he turned 40. I am forever 39.
Yes....you just had your kids very very young....wait a minute, how did that work out....you are 39 and your son is 40.......maybe you should have said 41........oh no....that would make it just weird wouldn't it....okay you are forever 39