| My letter to LOWES.. Ladies please read.. 9/5/2006
To Whom It May Concern:
Yesterday afternoon, my fiancé visited your Lowes store in Delmar, NY to look for some flooring. The salesman in the flooring department must have been psychic since he knew her nickname! (It’s “little lady”, as in “Hey there, little lady!”).
Anyway I really appreciate the good service they are giving at your Lowes store in Delmar!
He would not really discuss the flooring with her, because he wanted to know if she had her husband’s permission to make decisions regarding home improvements before he would sell her anything.
This letter should serve as my written consent that she does in fact have my permission to make purchases for home improvement regarding the home she owns, and paid for with her own money. Don’t ask me how she got a job without my permission! We are still very upset that she has learned how to read. Thank god for small miracles though, I still had to drive her to the store. Can you imagine what would happen to this world if we let women drive someday? Next thing you know they will be voting, and then it’s all over for us, huh?
Keep up the good work over there!
P.S. This letter is SARCASTIC, as in we will be shopping at HOME DEPOT from now on. |