Weddings and other Special Events on a Budget!

[lovemygirls]

Or you could make your own

Do you want to compose your own bridal shower household poem?
The list below contains common items that you can creatively work into a fun verse. Of course, there are a ton of other brand name products out there, but these can actually be worked into meaningful sentences. They're organized by kind to help you choose a variety of household products - it's surprisingly easy to write laundry detergent into the poem three times!

Paper Towels Bounty
Brawny
Viva


Scrubbing Sponge SOS


Multi-Surface Cleaner Cinch
Spic and Span
Mr. Clean
Vanish
Pledge
Fantastik


Dust Cleaner Pledge


Kitchen Bags Glad
Hefty


Toilet Paper Scott
Charmin


Tissues Puffs


Laundry Detergent Tide
Gain
All
Cheer
Era


Fabric Softener Snuggle
Bounce
Gain


Stain Remover Shout
Air Freshener
Glade


Dishwashing Fluid Joy
Dawn
Cascade


Plastic Wrap Glad


Toothpaste Crest


Deoderant Dove
Secret
Degree


Razors Venus
Daisy


Liquid Hand Soap Dial


Bar Soap Dove
Ivory
Olay
Caress
Zest
Dial
Irish Spring


Body Wash Dove
Suave
Caress
Dirty Girl
Dial
Ivory
Irish Spring
Olay


Shampoo Suave
Head & Shoulders


Cough Drops Halls


Cereal - True, it doesn't exactly fit into the same vein as the other household items, but cereal opens up such fun poem potential! Life
Chex
Total
Kix
Trix

[lovemygirls]

Dear [BRIDE],

We gather together with you to celebrate the (dawn) of a new (era). Marriage is a journey. Some days it will be pure (joy) but let's take a moment and talk about the others.

There may come a time when you realize your big (brawny) guy isn't necessarily (Mr. Clean). When this and other little glitches occur, don't (shout) or send up an (SOS). Go (easy-on) him. Hopefully the (Tide) will change quickly, tensions will (vanish), and things will (bounce) back to normal.

We think you and [GROOM] are a (fantastic) couple with a (zest) for life and a sincere appreciation for each other. We fully support you as you and [GROOM] (pledge) to spend your lives as one.

We wish you all the best... Including love, happiness and lots of time to (snuggle).

Love,
The Bridal Party (or whomever is giving the gift.)

[lovemygirls]

It is only fair that we let [BRIDE] in on a little SECRET. [GROOM] may be FANTASTIC but wait until she finds out that he is not MR. CLEAN. He'll expect her to be a DYNAMO in the kitchen and he thinks all women should MOP & GLOW. At night he'll wake you up at DAWN to SNUGGLE up close. We all AGREE that [BRIDE] and [GROOM] will have a very happy LIFE together. Our wish for you is that your home be filled with JOY and you remain as happy as ever in the FUTURE.

[lovemygirls]

Ok. I had fun with this thread

[Mama Stu]

Marriage Economy Survival Kit

In this bag, you will find everything you need to beat the economy blues!
Mouthwash- Because the economy has left a bad taste in your mouth (and so your breath will always be “minty fresh”)
Pain Relievers- To dull the pain in your wallet (and for those “Not tonight dear, I have a headache” nights)
Bodywash- We’re gonna wash this mess right away
Lotion- We know there’s a cover up somewhere (and so you will be silky smooth)
Kleenex- Mop this mess right up (and because the economy is in the toilet)
Scented Candle- To melt the stress away
Deodorant- Don’t sweat it, things will get better soon
Razor- To help you shave your budget
And if all else fails………… EAT CHOCOLATE!

Is this the one you were talking about ?