My Theory about Kmart Doubles Confusion

[cheapchick]

Ok, so there's rumors that Kmart is doubling Nov.1 but then emails saying they aren't. When managers are asked they say they don't know to some people and yet others are told they are doubling. Why is this? Why so much confusion? Here's my theory: It's all the result of the Anunnaki!

"According to writer David Icke, 7-foot (2.1 m) tall, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the Alpha Draconis star system are the force behind a worldwide conspiracy directed at humanity. He claims that the reptilians maintain their control through the generation of fear and negative emotion, which is food to these entities, by manufacturing conflicts, primarily wars. He contends that most of the world's leaders are in fact related to these reptilians."

I think Kmart is under control of these reptilian shapeshifters! That explains everything! The conflicting reports! The mass confusion! Oh I am so onto you, Anunnaki!
Give me my doubles or I will reveal your secrets...

Just Google Anunnaki and check out the YouTube videos...

[BoydTeam]

LMAO

Brilliant! That MUST be it!

[cheapchick]

Notice how there was no P&G insert Tues? All the other usual inserts were there but not the P&G...the one thing that would confirm Kmart doubles...coincidence? Nope...Conspiracy!

[moneysaver3]

Originally Posted by cheapchick Just Google Anunnaki and check out the YouTube videos...

Will I see video of evil Kmart cashiers laughing at couponers as they walk in with their coupons?

I figured as much.

Amy

[missyleah]

Oh my.. thanks for making me laugh.. I needed it! You guys are too funny!