People who 'think' they can drive but obviously CAN'T!

[Smee]

Ha!

They should really hang up and drive, then!

[jen276here]

Ha!

They should really hang up and drive, then!

[billig]

When I was in college fifteen years ago there was a chick who always seemed to arrive at a full parking lot the same time I did every morning. She always arrived 10-15 seconds later than I did, and I would usually get the last parking place. She would be forced to drive to a parking lot further away and walk. I was never agressive...I was usually exiting my car by the time she even got there.

I started getting preprinted little "parking tickets" full of expletives every time this happened. After about two weeks of her love notes, I made a sign on posterboard that said in big black letters "GET UP EARLIER" and put it under her wipers.

The notes stopped.

I'm having one crap of a day and your post made me laugh!!!

[meggers]

I saw two horrific wrecks today. People just have too much on their mind to be driving.

I once went through a parking lot & did it like you're supposed to. I went straight & then left & then parked, even used my signals. I saw this car behind me start to cut through the parking lot & then they cut back & followed me. When I parked, they double-parked right next to me in a handi-cap loading zone. I was starting to freak out a bit when he started yelling at me. I was totally befuddled & had no idea what he was saying. I finally realized his face did have a kind expression, so I went over to his car & he said, "Girl, ya sho' know howta dri'ive. I'm real impressed how ya went through this heeya pawkin' lot!"

And with that, I bid thee farewell. See ya when the paint dries...