Kids Say the Cutest Things!

[kandpsmom]

now that Christmas decorations are popping up my 2 yo ds has added to his vocabulary

snow ball (snowman)
candy lands (candy canes)
ho ho (Santa)
cow (reindeer)

it's so cute I have to constantly point at decorations and ask him what they are

[Thrifty Bee]

When my DD was around four I came home from work one night and she was sitting on the sofa watching TV. I knew where my DH was because I could see the bathroom light under the closed door down the hall, but for the sake of making conversation I asked “Hi Pumpkin where’s Daddy?”. My DD says “Daddy’s not in here”. I say “I can see that sweetheart, where is he, is he in the bathroom?”. She says “Yea, and he’s been in there a really long time, I think he may be sophisticated.”

[sbp]

DS#2 had speech issues and worked with the speech teachers at preschool when he was 3. When he started he could not say orange. he'd say Bug and for tomorrow he'd say da-da-dough. It always cracked me up when I'd asked him what color popsicle he'd like and he'd say 'bug'!

When my niece was little, she too had issues with TR coming out sounding like FR. One of her favorite toys was a truck and trailer or as she'd called it 'the frucking frailer'

[aimeebee]

Our best (or is it worst?) mispronouncing was when my youngest was 3...for about 6 months he said porn instead of corn. We were sitting at Long John Silvers one evening for dinner and he announces that his "porn" is hot. Then, because my older kids and dh and I can't stop laughing he get mad and starts yelling. Mommy, my porn is so hot...please blow on my porn mommy. We got some really ugly stares that night.The weird part was that he could say car or kite. We would tell him to say Kah, Kah Cooorn and he would say kah kah porn. lol

[love2save]

My 3 year old grandaughter's reply to her mother. when Mom said I "love you Abby"-3 year old says" I know ,it's because we both wear ponytails". lol

[latte]

not a missprnounciation here but


my 8 year old daughter ( who is in 2nd grade) her reasoning for ignoring me and not listening to me is " mom i dont listen to you because since your not very big i feel like im being bossed around by a first grader" (i am 5ft5ish)

when my 10 year old boy was really little, he farted in the bathtub and goes " look mommy i had bubbles come out my butt" for about 4 years he said farts were "butt bubbles"

When the boy was about 3, my friend was taking the kids for the day so that i could go to work that day, and while on the bus my friend farted and my boy goes " oh you made butt bubbles" and my friend goes " oh no those were barking spiders" and my boy goes " you mean your butt makes spider shaped bubbles?"

thanks for the laughs everyone

[kimkimma]

I've got one, I heard this one at work one day from one of my customers.

Child (about 4/5): Grandma, my mom says I take after you!
Grandma: Oh yeah baby, in what way do you take after me?
Child: I take after you on account of I'm so gassy like you Grandma!

Needless to say grandma turned red as a tomato. Lol

[lamezquita0308]

Not mispronunciation, but a good one....

My DD2 (who is 4) and i went with my sister to see an untrasound of her daughter. The technician said that the baby was head down and knew the way to come out. DD2 says in a very serious tone, "Nanny, the baby will get lost in your tummy, cause there are not road signs to tell her which way to go. And she can't see cause there is no street light." I was nearly ROTFL. all this from a 4 year old.

one day we were talking with DD2 about what kind of pet she wanted, she said a chameleon. i asked why and she said that no matter what she her pet would match.

[tinabohio]

I called scissors khli-sors. I also couldn't pronounce alumiminum until I was a teen for some reason. When I was 3 the garbage bag was the boom bag.
My 2 year old was trying to pronounce my husbands name and instead of Joseph she kept yelling, 'my daddy's name is Joe-fis!', he was amused at first, but grew tired of it quickly. Probably the yelling did it in.
My now 18 year old cousin couldn't say my name. At first he called me T, then when he moved onto Tia my aunt's ex SIL got all excited. My cousin is Puerto Rican from his fathers side, his aunt thought he learned the spanish for aunt, and the poor kid was only trying to tell her all about me!

[texwifeinct]

I have one that is not a mispronunciation, but I posted it under another thread and wanted to share it here..

This weekend my youngest (7) decided to set up a "store" selling his things. He made a sign with prices. I went in first and looked thru his nick knacks and purchased a brass turtle. His brother(8 almost 9) went in to shop and saw he didn't have enough money for the flag he was going to buy. His brother said "Well why don't you use a coupon then it will be FREE." So the oldest came out and we converted an expired Q so he could use it, then when he went back to the store he asked if they doubled Qs. So funny. He made up another Q for himself. It was $50 off a Gun Q(I'm not sure how it went from a antique store to Guns n Ammo but anyway..) and his brother told him " Sir, I can't register this Q it doesn't have a bar code.. This was like 10-15min of playtime. I was so proud.