Kids Say the Darndest Things!

[kdphi_uh]

When I was 8-months pregnant with my second child, my 3-year-old niece wanted to feel the baby. I lifted up my shirt for her to feel the baby kick. She stared at my stomach then pointed at my belly button that became an outie and asked why I have a boob there? I was laughing too hard to answer her right away.

[aclowers]

Well, I can't beat that one. But, this was kinda cute too.
I admit it, I have a weakness for Red Lobster. I work so hard on couponing and then blow it at my favorite restaurant, occasionally. My youngest, now 7 apparently was going thru the restaurant coupons we have in the back seat and when I pulled into Red Lobster, He exclaimed rather exasperatedly, "I don't have a coupon for RL, I don't want to eat anywhere we don't have a coupon."
Yeah, I guess I'm doing a good job.

[jonnysmomma]

My son, Jonny, will be 4 in August, and really, really loves being naked. Well, one day i was tired of asking him to put on his undies and just went with it. I was checking emails and all of a sudden he goes MOMMY LOOK! He had stuck a sticker to his penis! Then in a completely mock shocked tone, he goes Oh my GOSH mommy where is my penis?!?!

It was very hard to keep my self from rolling on the floor, laughing.

[BabyBlissProducts]

this happen the week I got home from the hospital from having my second child..
I was breast feeding my baby girl, and tw year old son came up to me and asked me why I had the baby on my boob, I said to him "when the baby is hungry she drinks milk from mummy's boobie, and this is how she eats" my son said to me "oh" with a look on his face like it was gross. I then thought to myself that it time for my son to eat as well and that he might be hungry, so I said to him "Luke are you getting hungry?" he said with a shocking look on his face "eww no!" lol, He thought i was asking if he wanted some boobie milk, haha.

[arasic]

I was at a headstart doing some student teaching, I am a bigger girl. A little boy came up and wrapped his arms around my belly and looked up at me with the upmost sincerity and said, "Miss Amanda, are you gonna have a baby?" I chuckled a bit and said, "No, Brendon, why do you ask?" he looked at me and said, "'Cause your as fat as my mom was when she had a baby...she said the baby made her fat, are you sure your not having a baby?"

I thought it was hilarious.

[nateNnatsmommy]

Last weekend we took a roadtrip, and at one point we had to stop so my 4 year old son could use the potty. I took him inside a gas station, and we both used the restroom. When we came back out to the car, he told my husband "Dad, I went p00p!" Dh told him good job, and then DS added "Mommy went p00p too!"

Thanks, buddy!

[MommaDuck01]

These stories are too cute! I am spending way too much time reading!

My DS really wants a baby brother. Well, he is enough to handle (I joke that he is a twin that didn't split!). One morning after crawling in my bed during the night, he woke up trying to convince me I was having a baby! He argued (sweetly) that I had a baby in my tummy. I finally told him I think I would know and changed the subject.

My niece once looked at the spider veins in Grandma's legs and asked, "Grandma, why are you cracking?"

One that got DS (6 at the time) an extra special hug: DS and I somehow got in a discussion about size. Both DH and I need to lose weight. DS said that dad is fat but I (mom) am not...there are different levels of skinny and I am just at a higher level of skinny!

[nateNnatsmommy]

I thought of another good one last night:

Last year, when my son was 3, one morning I was driving him to daycare. As we drove passed a cop car, he pointed and said "Look mom, a bad guy" Wondering why he would think that, I explained that police officers are GOOD guys, and keep us safe.

Fast forward a week: DS, DH and I go to Safeway, and there in the parking lot are two police officers standing next to their cruisers speaking with a civilian. As we walk passed them, DS points and yells "Look - it's the bad guys!". We hurry him inside, still wondering why in the world he thinks that!

2 nights later, DS walks into the living room, where daddy is watching 'COPS'. The theme song is playing, and DS points, and says "See - they're bad boys!" Mystery solved. LOL

BTW: If anyone is in the market to commit a crime, little lookout man for hire :)

[wendypsaves]

DS is 3. DD is 19 months. Today he was running through the living room, when I looked up just in time to see him bop his sister on the head. Hitting is an instant time-out in our house.

While he was in time-out he said, "Mom. I read some instructions and they said you should always hit a toddler when you're running."

I told him he better find some new "instructions," because those were guaranteed to get him a time-out every time.

[kristieboyd]

Since I found out I was PG we've been talking to DS (35 mo) about it, telling him mommy has a baby in her tummy and whatnot. Well, we were laying down to go to bed and I told DS to tell the baby night-night. He said "you have ababy in your tummy?" I told him yes and he said he wanted to see, so I lifted up my shirt. He crawled down to my belly, put his eye ball right up to my belly button and said "turn on the light! it's too dark in there and I can't see!!"