Re: Kids Say the Darnest Things! A number of years ago, my nephew Tim, who was 3 or 4, was riding in the car with my parents. My parents were devoutly religous people and wanted to be sure Tim knew about ***** and the Bible. My Mom asked little Tim if he had ***** in his heart. Tim looked at her wide eyed and said, " Nooooo!" Confused, my Mom asked him, "Why Tim! Why don't you have ***** in your heart??" To which Tim replied, "'cause when I eat rice it would fall on his head!"
ah well. |