Kids Say the Darndest Things!

[lbrown1618]

My 5yo son went to pee 1st thing in the morning yesterday. He peed for like 5 minutes straight it seemed. I laughed and said "wow buddy, where were you holding so much pee" (not expecting a reply, just joking). He pulled his undies down further and points at his little scrotum and with a most matter fact tone says it all goes right here.

[postalchick71]

DS is 4 and loves Transformers toys. I bought him one last week and he opened it up and tried putting it together. He was having a hard time though. I told him to look at the directions and see if that would help. He said "Mommy I lost my erections for it" I tried not to laugh but I couldn't help it. I told him it was directions, and he said "yeah erections"

[BabyBlissProducts]

My 5 year old asked me "mummy when am I going to get married?" I said to her "when your around my age" she said to me "well, thats going to be a reeeeealy long time ha mum? I guess I just have to be a kid till then" haha... My son saw an ad for loosing weight, he told me "mum you should get that so you can get rid of your tummy!" haha... Lovely.. Children really know how to make mums feel good ;)

[Cynthiabutterfly]

I was organizing the garage to put away Christmas decorations, and my 6yo DS comes running in.

Him: Mommy, I want to help!

Me: Ok, take this bag and put it in the bathroom under the sink. (hands him a grocery sack of maxi pads)

Him: TINY DIAPERS!?!?

Me: Yes, tiny diapers. Go put them under the sink.

[sharimomo5]

my three year old still needs help, occasionally, wiping her tush after she poops. The other day she hollers for her Daddy to come help her with the "pope -a toilet" (toilet paper) because she has to wipe her "tiny heiny" So...hubby gets up, and makes a grumbly journey to the bathroom to wipe her tush. The next day she goes potty, and says, "can someone come help me wipe the poos from my tiny heiny?...but not Daddy!" I came into the bathroom and asked, "why not Daddy?" She said, "because Daddy gets the pope-a-toilet stuck in my tiny heiny"

[nateNnatsmommy]

OMG this one is sooo funny. I'm at working at trying so hard not to laugh very very loudly about this...sounds like something my DS would say, and I LOVE your response!

Originally Posted by Cynthiabutterfly I was organizing the garage to put away Christmas decorations, and my 6yo DS comes running in. Him: Mommy, I want to help! Me: Ok, take this bag and put it in the bathroom under the sink. (hands him a grocery sack of maxi pads) Him: TINY DIAPERS!?!? Me: Yes, tiny diapers. Go put them under the sink.

[tinkinpink84]

this thread is funny to read. my daughter has a point of pointing out the obvious. and loudly asks why someone is big or someone is fat. Im like just cuz they are! luckily no ones heard her yet!
The other day my daughter was eating frosting by the spoon and my son goes to her hes 4 by the way and she is 3. he goes " you better not eat all that or your gonna get fat!".
Then today he got balloons at cvs and i had to go to walmart to return some blinds he told me to make sure we told the guy he got em at kmart. mind you we have never even stepped foot in a kmart yet! i told him they were from cvs hes like well make sure i dont wanna get arrested. so we get in and he goes did you tell the man i bought these at your work (i dont work there anymore) I dont want the police to get me. then on the way out he mentioned something about the boogeyman going to walmart and killin everyone inside. ( daddy lets em watch scary movies)