Kids Say the Darndest Things! - Page 13

raesana · 06-02-2009, 06:29:21 AM

Originally Posted by sharimomo5

when I was preggers with the last baby, my DD (who had followed me to the bathroom....again) stopped mid sentence to tell me that it looked like my "tushie was getting to big for the potty" and that we'd have to get a new one.

A new tushie or a new potty?

sharimomo5 · 06-02-2009, 07:47:43 AM

I think she meant potty...BUT if you know of some place I can get a new tushy...for less than the price of a new potty...after all these kids...count me in! (there's a few other parts I'd like replaced or "upgraded" while we're at it

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BabyBlissProducts · 06-03-2009, 06:53:17 AM

We were in Kentucky to visit grandpa a few weeks ago and we visited with a taxidermist who happens to be a friend of grandpas, anyway the place was like a museum. My children looked around and looked at all the animals on the wall, ground, trees... even the feet sitting on the ground.. having enough I walked outside to wait for my kids and husband, I was talking with the man that ran the place, then my 65 year old son comes out with a real confused look on his face and says to the man "how do you make them stay still?" refering to all the dead animals.. the man laughs and says to him "I just ask them to stay reeeeeeal still" my son looks even more confused and says "oh," I then say "honey they arent alive" he then looked like he was going to cry. Poor baby, he is just not the hunting type I think LOL

sharimomo5 · 06-03-2009, 07:11:52 AM

LOL...I know what you mean. My brother hunts. He was talking about it, once, whe we were over at my mom's. My DS (maybe 5 at the time?) asked what you did when you went hunting...he thought he might like to go with his uncle. My brother said, "ya look for deer". My son looked very excited and asked, "what do you do when you find them?" My brother, being young, unmarried and with no kids at the time replied "you shoot 'em".

My son't face was awful. He immediately teared up and lost all color in his cheeks and his little mouth just dropped open. My brother saw this, and, in an attempt to 'fix it' said, "...and then we eat it...that's the meat that Nanny put in the stew"

My poor baby started gagging, and, between gags, he said, "mommy, may I be excused?" Golly, that was awful.:hectic1: My brother told his (then) girlfriend (now wife) about it later, and she promptly called and apologized. I could hear my brother yelling out it the background "what? he asked! Dang! What'd I do? He asked:shrug7:!"
....Yeah, I don't DS will be heading out to the hunting grounds anytime too soon, either.

tessa67 · 07-24-2009, 08:58:23 PM

A couple weeks ago I could smell that my 2 yr old DD needed her diaper changed.
I told her so and started walking down the hall to her room when I said, " Come on stinky."
She came running down the hall after me saying, "Tinky coming! Tinky coming!"

tacatcon · 07-27-2009, 06:33:52 AM

My 3 year old dd is obsessed with boobs. She knows what they are and that hers will grow some day like her sister and her mom. Well the other day she's at grandmas and sees grandma getting dressed and asked "grammy what are those?" and grammy says "my boobs" or something to that effect. And dd says "You have big boobs. I have little boobs now but when I'm older I'm going to have big boobs." I think my MIL about died.

sharimomo5 · 07-27-2009, 08:40:30 AM

....my kids, when they were younger, called them "bodies" because they would sneak into my bedroom early in the morning (when they were 2 & 3) and climb into bed with my hubby and I, and I would wake up to a little person petting my t shirt. I kept telling them, "we don't touch other people's bodies without asking"...so the breasts became "the bodies"

VANILLAGRRL · 07-27-2009, 09:12:50 AM

My 3 year old must have really warm memories of his nursing days because he talks to my boobs as if they were his friends. Once in a while he even asks to hug them! This past weekend we were getting ready to go to the park and he looked up at my boobs and said "Hi dayos! (his name for boobs) Are you excited to go to the park? They are happy Mommy! They want to go to the park!" I just about fell over laughing!

M_Lexx · 08-08-2009, 06:44:08 AM

A while ago I got a call from a neighbor's boy (7 y.o.). His Mom was a bit busy with the younger kid, the boy had an urgent question, so he decided to call me.

The boy: Hi, J, can I ask you a question please?
Me: Sure thing.
The boy: How do you spell 'pilaf'?
Me: Huh?
The boy: I am hungry and Mom told me to heat up some leftovers from last night. I am looking at the microwave and it says 'potato', 'pizza', 'pop-corn' but there is no 'pilaf'...:shrug7:

kval07 · 08-08-2009, 07:41:59 AM

A few months ago we were at the dog park. We had DF's 4 yo son with us. As we were walking through, he kept asking numerous times, "Hey dad, hey Krystle, WHAT is that smell?" Over and over and over for over a half hour. (This kid is seriously the equivalent of a broken record.) Finally I got sick of saying I don't know, because, well, I didn't know. So I asked him, "Well what do you think it smells like?" By this point he was good and frustrated and yells out, "I think it smells like dog sh*t!"

DF and I were laughing so hard that telling him not to talk like that wasn't even an option.