Kids Say the Darndest Things!

[VANILLAGRRL]

What a great thread!! It has brought back some great memories so I thought I would post a few.

1. When I found out I was pregnant with my DS, his older sisters were 2 and 3. It was April and he was due in December. The girls asked when the baby would get here, so I explained that first summer would come and the baby would come in the winter when it was snowing outside. Months later in late October, the girls were watching the first snowfall of the season out the window and then suddenly my 3 year old ran to me, bursting with excitement and shouting "Mama, Mama, the baby is coming tonight!" I couldn't believe she remembered that conversation!

2.When DS was 6 months old his sisters also decided to get him a new hat. They were playing with him in his walker while I was doing laundry and they told me to turn around and look at his hat. I turned to see him happily bobbing up and down in his walker with a nursing pad stuck on his head! I took a few pics of that one.

3.When DS was around one year old his favorite food was tomatoes and he called them "dayos" because he couldn't pronounce it. One day I was wearing a red shirt and I was settling down to nurse him, he started yanking at my shirt where my boob was and said excitedly, "Yummy! Dayos!" And that is what he called them from that day forward. Whenever he wanted to nurse he would say, "Dayo, Mama!" I am fairly well endowed, so I guess my breasts in my bright red shirt reminded him of his beloved tomatoes!

[sns4063]

We have been thinking about having another baby, and have asked my boys what they would think about it (they are 4.5 and almost 3). My oldest one thinks it's a good idea, however he wants me to have a boy. Also, he asked if the boy could be 5, so that he could play with him right away. LMAO!

[LaLabrowneyes]

When my daughter was 5yrs old she asked how old 'Ma - Grandma was, I said she's 50. The look on my daughters face, I will never forget she looked shocked and said Oh My God she's alomost 100yrs old my mom thought it was the cutest thing ever.

[jolly321]

At my sons baseball game on Tuesday night my 3 year old nephew looked at me and said…. “How come you never see ants at the beach?” I thought this was the cutest thing because even though I have lived near the beach all my life I have never thought about it or noticed you don't see them. I told him I am sure the ocean would wash them away.

[chicana]

My 5 year old daughter asked her dad for money to buy something at the store that she saw the day before. Well he handed her a $20 bill, she looked at it and said this isn't real money because it doesn't have George Washington on it. My husband busted up laughing.

The same daughter had lost her first tooth. She put it under her pillow for the tooth fairy. The next morning she woke up and found a few bucks under her pillow. She picked it up and smelled it and asked how come the Tooth Fairy's money smells like daddy's money.

[cina409]

One of my sons he is 8 got sick and could not hold anything down. After trying everything I took him to the ER. The nurse can in and took blood and started a IV. Crying but held still while he got blood taken and IV, I told him it's all over and he could rest now. As soon as I got him to stop crying the nurse came back and said she needed more blood because the other tube clotted and it was no good and had to be tossed. My son said "you are not sticking me again with your needle you just like wasting my blood, I am almost on empty. You should put my blood back in I don't want you to throw it in the trash." The nurse, my husband and I could not stop laughing, My son did not think it was funny, he never cracked a smile.

[2mnyteens]

One of my daughters had a slight tear in her pants around the waistband. I told her just to pull her shirt over it and no one would notice. At school the cook asked her how she was doing and she replied, "Not very good, my butt has a hole in it." When I picked her up from school, the teacher shared that with me. It still brings a smile to my face.

[raesana]

Originally Posted by Macaela25 I'll tell you what though - that poor sick man probably went home laughing to tell his wife about the cute little girl in Walgreens. Most people think kids are funny when they come out with such honest opinions. I can't imagine what mine will eventually come up with. Probably something like "HEY MAMA! That lady doesn't have any coupons! Is she stupid? Doesn't she know she doesn't have to pay for stuff?" Such sweet little angels. :Nod:

Lol!I'm still cracking up over this! That would be phenomenal!!

My son went shopping with his uncle "Tio" (my brother) one day. They had a whole cart full of groceries and my brother grabbed a candy bar on the way to checkout. My son said VERY LOUDLY (according to my brother), "Tio! Put that away! It's not in our budget!" as he shook his head at him.

My brother said he just about died right there. And then went on to tell me that 3 year olds should not have any understanding of budgets, they're just kids, yada yada yada yada...

[raesana]

Originally Posted by 2mnyteens One of my daughters had a slight tear in her pants around the waistband. I told her just to pull her shirt over it and no one would notice. At school the cook asked her how she was doing and she replied, "Not very good, my butt has a hole in it." When I picked her up from school, the teacher shared that with me. It still brings a smile to my face.

My son was taking a bath one day when he was like 2 1/2.
He goes, "Mommy, Mommy!! Why's there a belly button in my butt?!"
OMG!! I almost died!

[BabyBlissProducts]

My daughter did a picture of our family, and all was great except there was something all over dads belly, I asked my daughter what it was and she said to me "thats daddy's hairy belly, its very hairy you know" With her face all scrunched up when she tells me, heheh. It was funny, I got a laugh out of it.:)