Kids Say the Darndest Things!

[heyitsjenny]

Originally Posted by MOM2SNOX So... whilst my children (2 1/2 and 14 1/2 at the time) are wrestling on the living room floor, I was reading all the replies to a member's thread on another forum about school presenting sexual education material to her children and came to another member's comment, "When do you start telling kids the names of, er, uh, 'parts'?" and who should roll to the floor right in front of me, holding her stomach, writhing in fake agony like her older brother, and moaning, "Oh my balls.... my ballllsss.." but my two year old daughter. !!!!!!!! *sigh* Yes... you see the "talk" coming too, don't ya?

LOL! That was hilarious!

[heyitsjenny]

Originally Posted by AngB21 EVEN HUSBANDS SOMETIMES SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS When we first got our cat my husband came up to me and said... (he wasn't joking either!) "Hey hon, there's something wrong with the cat. She keeps making this weird humming noise." Obviously this was his first encounter with a friendly cat!

LOL! OMG! That sounds just like my father! My mother was clueless when we got our first cat, Joey. My mother said "He sounds like a refrigerator. Is there something wrong with him?"

[nrgjen]

My son who is 4 said today that he was my little elf and was going to make me more coupons. So he took some of the ads from Sunday and stapled and colored them for me. Kinda like the elfs and the shoe maker. He knows I use coupons a lot and watch for sales. He is a coupon shopper in training.

[BabyBlissProducts]

My daughter was on a riot yesturday, messing up the house, I told her to clean up and her reply to me was "hello monster, oh I mean mummy" haha, I was shocked, that came from my 3year old. But she did it in a cute way which made it hard to be mad, I just laughed at her and told her to cut it out lol

[momof4inmi]

These are too funny. One night when my 2 oldest were about 4 & 3 we were trying to catch lightning bugs. There was one on the porch steps and DS#1 sat on it. His little brother looked right at him and said" Bubba was it hot?" After we stopped laughing we tried to explain that they are not really hot.

I don't know how many of you have seen the tv commercial where the cows are trying to teach the duck to moo, really funny. Everytime the duck moos it sounds like maow....well that is how DS#3 sounds when he tries to meow.... He also sings the C is for Cookie Song: C Cookie ME....all the important parts...lol.

[Links2me]

When DS was about two we were driving home from someplace and parallel to the road were train tracks. These tracks were always very busy and DS just loved it when he got to see the trains. One day he asked if we were going to see trains that day. I responded with "I don't know honey, but we should keep an eye out for one." He was silent for about 5 minutes and finally asked "If I take it out, will I be able to put it back in after the train?" I just about died!

[sns4063]

I have two to share today...

First, my 2 1/2 yo DS: apparently yesterday at daycare they were singing lots of Christmas songs. His teacher went to take him to change his diaper in the restroom. She kept singing as she was changing him...."I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus"... When my son heard that, he shot up and said "not my mommy! my mommy doesn't kiss Santa!" lol...too cute!

My 4 yr old DS watched this morning as my hubby tried to kiss me goodbye after being outside in the cold. His lips were freezing and kinda shocked me, so i let out a little scream. My DS came up and asked if I needed his help, if I wanted him to make dad stop trying to kiss me! LOL! He was trying to protect me!

[ladywaterwind]

My 2 year old keeps rubbing her belly after every bite of anything and going 'mmmmm, icious!' (she can't say delicious, and I've never said delicious much before, so no idea where this got picked up.)

Also, she keeps running in to the bedroom when DH wakes up for work and pointing at this change dish we have and going 'treasure!' (no idea where the treasure came from either. I think maybe Dora, she always has those pirate piggies on there, lol)

[nateNnatsmommy]

My son does the "licious" thing too, no clue where that came from!

I think that the treasure thing is probably from Backyardigans, does she watch that show? (they have the best songs, I swear LOL )

Originally Posted by ladywaterwind My 2 year old keeps rubbing her belly after every bite of anything and going 'mmmmm, icious!' (she can't say delicious, and I've never said delicious much before, so no idea where this got picked up.) Also, she keeps running in to the bedroom when DH wakes up for work and pointing at this change dish we have and going 'treasure!' (no idea where the treasure came from either. I think maybe Dora, she always has those pirate piggies on there, lol)

[nannabownanna]

Originally Posted by mslazarus The other day my 2 1/2 year old son saw a half moon in the sky and he said, "Mommy, why is the moon broken." LOL...I thought that was so cute! That was also a tricky thing to explain to him!

I love it!
I would have told him that someone threw a rock and broke it.