Cashiers Are Not Mathmaticians 10-22-09

At one time or another, I have found myself behind a register to make a buck, so I do not think myself prejudiced toward those in the occupation. I am convinced, however, that coupons have the power to cause detrimental effects to one's mathematic abilities much like kryptonite's effect on Superman.

Case in point, my dear husband and I entered a store tonight each toting a coupon that read "one per customer." Yes, I confess that on my wedding day I agreed to become one flesh with this man, but I do not recall ever signing up to become his siamese twin. And, even if I did, society would readily accept that we are still two distinct individuals.

The mind regression was immediate when my dear husband attempted to check out with a coupon similar to one I had just redeemed. "It say one per customer, you can't use that," the cashier boomed. Patiently, I pointed out that the fact that I knew this second customer, should not cancel out his very existence. Why he even came complete with his very own credit card.

In the end, we maintained our individuality. Be warned, however, that higher coupon values have been known to effect management's cerebral abilities to the point that coupon redemption is denied.

Where is Superman when you need him?