laughs best! Or so I've heard!

I made several runs to Shoprite this past Saturday, seeking some particular items. When I reached the cashier, I noticed he carefully read each coupon, then called the head cashier and handed her a coupon. She said something to him, while shaking her head in a negative manner, then looked at me, and proceeded to tell me, with a smile on her face, that they could not accept that particular coupon because the "eight" on the expiration date...

Well, if she didn't, I'm here to tell you - you will!

13 years ago, I was all packed and ready to move to the dorms for college. And then some boy came along and kissed me and ruined me for anyone else for the rest of my life.

Fast forward and we've got 3 kids, and one of them turns 6 tomorrow. We did a birthday for him today complete with jumpy houses and screaming kids.

With those kisses comes a mortgage, dogs that can never barf on the tile...

I had to return a flat iron I had bought at Walmart. It didn't work very well. I couldn't find my reciept so I was hoping they can look up my account. Went to return it and the girl said she can give me store credit. She gave me $15 credit. I told her I paid $25 something for it. She said w/o a reciept it's what ever rang up on the register. I thought it was odd. I went to check out the price myself and the sticker said $28.43 on it. I went back to customer service and this time it was another person....