BF - where I spent the most time!

At 3:20 am, my SO turned on the lights and said, "Get up, get dressed, the mall is calling us!" He was ready with his jacket and hat on! Off we go, park and into the mall. Not too many people. Good, won't have to wait on those horribly long lines, well, he does, I sit down! We were in the first store and five minutes later, I get stomach cramps! I made a beehive for the restrooms. Darn eggnog! Ten minutes later I'm out and we head for another store. Five minutes past and here come those cramps again! I fastpaced it to the restrooms hoping for tranquility and peace. It was quiet for about ten minutes, and then a crowd came in! When I finally emerged from my stall, every stall was in use and there was a line formed! At 4:20 in the am! WTH! My SO was outside waiting and he said, "You missed the huge crowd camped outside of Macy's. You crapped out on me!" Oh he thinks he's cute! I wanted to go home and use my own "throne", thank you very much! Crapped out, indeed!