At 3:20 am, my SO turned on the lights and said, "Get up, get dressed, the mall is calling us!" He was ready with his jacket and hat on! Off we go, park and into the mall. Not too many people. Good, won't have to wait on those horribly long lines, well, he does, I sit down! We were in the first store and five minutes later, I get stomach cramps! I made a beehive for the restrooms. Darn eggnog! Ten minutes later I'm out and we head for another store. Five minutes past and here...