(Hope this doesn't offend!)


"Why are you wearing a 'Thank God It's Friday' tee shirt on Monday?"

'Oh crap!' the blonde says. "I didn't realize it was a religious T-shirt. I thought it meant 'Tits Go In Front!'

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Happy birthday to us, happy birthday to us,

happy birthday dear BargainSeeker,

Watuwando and granny48,

happy birthday to us!!!!!
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The things I do! So here it was, Saturday evening, and all I can think about was how I was missing out on the Palmolive dishwashing liquid on sale at CVS. They were $1.39, BOGO and I had $1/2 q's. On Friday I made an unplanned trip to the mall and stopped at the CVS there. I had my q's with me, 7 of them, and bought 6 bottles. I did not use all of the q's because I bought other stuff and was on foot, and I can't carry heavy bags. But by 10:45, Saturday evening, I couldn't take it anymore,...

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When I first read this several years ago, I was was practically crying from laughing so hard! I was cleaning out my desk blotter the other day (I stashed things under it) and found this. I'm always in the market for a good laugh. Hope this gives you a chuckle!

"Dear Tide;

I'm writing to say what an execellent product you have! I've used it all through my married life, as my mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better!...

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