One of my New Year's Resolutions this year (actually the first time in several years that I've bothered) is to start stockpiling for real. Another is to lose 100 pounds (yeah, a one with two zeros after it - doctor's orders

).
In order for me to be successful at goal #2, I'm going to have to be vigilant about not stockpiling foods I shouldn't eat, and if I do buy stuff I shouldn't eat because they get me the deal, they need to depart my house in a hurry.
Additionally,...