Gag Gifts!

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Great use for those extra feminine products

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DEER POOP


Milk Duds in bags & attach following poem


"Just My Luck"
I was out at the blind with my friend, Mike,
waiting on the "Big One" to get in my sight.
The feeder was full with doe all around.
But I was waiting on that "rattling" sound.
I waited all day and finally knew
that today was NOT the day my dream would come true.
The 30-30's all around were popping.
But all I "bagged" were these deer droppings!

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GIFT NOT INCLUDED

Wrap a box of batteries ( how many is your choice ) include note that says "Gift Not Included"

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Take a large paper clip & glue a coin in the middle

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SANTA SWITCHES


Place several switches in a small brown paper bag, allowing them to stick out the top. Tie with curly ribbon and attach the following poem:
Cause you've not been as good as you could,
You're not getting what you thought you would.
No toys or goodies under the tree,
Just ashes and switches from little ole me.

Santa

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SNOWMAN POOP


Take the white packing peanuts or mini-marshmallows put them in a tin can include the following note:

You've been bad
so here's the scoop
all you get
is snowman's poop!

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A ROUND TUIT


Get a small piece of round wood about silver $ size & write Tuit on it with a magic marker, etc. & attach the following poem:


The faucet that leaks,
The hinge that squeaks.
The crack in the door,
The hole in the floor.
You said you'd do it,
Just as soon as you could
get around to it. Now the round tuit is here,
So my dear never fear,
You'll have all the time to do it,
Since from this day you can't get
away with the excuse,
WHEN I GET A ROUND TUIT.

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WILD OATS

Put shredded wheat in a decorative bag. Add a card that says: "When did my wild oats turn into shredded wheat?"

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SHORT ON DOUGH

Attach a bow to a roll of cookie dough with a note that reads:

We thought this would come in handy since everyone's a little short on dough around Christmas