View Full Version : Gag Gifts!
Michelle
10-01-2006, 05:26:27 PM
Post away, folks! :)
YouPdWhat
10-01-2006, 05:32:58 PM
http://www.hotcouponworld.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6703
YouPdWhat
10-01-2006, 05:39:51 PM
DEER POOP
Milk Duds in bags & attach following poem
"Just My Luck"
I was out at the blind with my friend, Mike,
waiting on the "Big One" to get in my sight.
The feeder was full with doe all around.
But I was waiting on that "rattling" sound.
I waited all day and finally knew
that today was NOT the day my dream would come true.
The 30-30's all around were popping.
But all I "bagged" were these deer droppings!
YouPdWhat
10-01-2006, 05:43:39 PM
GIFT NOT INCLUDED
Wrap a box of batteries ( how many is your choice ) include note that says "Gift Not Included"
YouPdWhat
10-01-2006, 05:45:15 PM
Take a large paper clip & glue a coin in the middle
YouPdWhat
10-01-2006, 05:46:36 PM
SANTA SWITCHES
Place several switches in a small brown paper bag, allowing them to stick out the top. Tie with curly ribbon and attach the following poem:
Cause you've not been as good as you could,
You're not getting what you thought you would.
No toys or goodies under the tree,
Just ashes and switches from little ole me.
Santa
YouPdWhat
10-01-2006, 05:48:09 PM
SNOWMAN POOP
Take the white packing peanuts or mini-marshmallows put them in a tin can include the following note:
You've been bad
so here's the scoop
all you get
is snowman's poop!
YouPdWhat
10-01-2006, 05:53:24 PM
A ROUND TUIT
Get a small piece of round wood about silver $ size & write Tuit on it with a magic marker, etc. & attach the following poem:
The faucet that leaks,
The hinge that squeaks.
The crack in the door,
The hole in the floor.
You said you'd do it,
Just as soon as you could
get around to it. Now the round tuit is here,
So my dear never fear,
You'll have all the time to do it,
Since from this day you can't get
away with the excuse,
WHEN I GET A ROUND TUIT.
YouPdWhat
10-01-2006, 05:55:12 PM
WILD OATS
Put shredded wheat in a decorative bag. Add a card that says: "When did my wild oats turn into shredded wheat?"
YouPdWhat
10-01-2006, 05:57:54 PM
SHORT ON DOUGH
Attach a bow to a roll of cookie dough with a note that reads:
We thought this would come in handy since everyone's a little short on dough around Christmas
YouPdWhat
10-01-2006, 05:59:40 PM
OLD AGE PILLS
Get a large RX bottle add jelly beans with the following card.
Gas-- yellow
Constipation--green
Forgetfulness--black
Arthritis--purple
Baldness--white
Deafness--orange
Wrinkles--pink
Sex--red ( may be cut into fourths if need be )
MOM2SNOX
11-29-2006, 01:00:55 PM
Gag gifts for Christmas! LOL! We're in a Secret Santa swap and depending on who's name I pull... I'll have to see what gets sent!
BzyBee
11-29-2006, 01:05:05 PM
Oh...this is fun. If you know an older person with a sense of humor...
Buy a big pair of granny panties and embellish it with glitter paint and the words 'HOTTIE', or something similar. This would work for a 60th birthday.
:Nod:
jenn1519
02-20-2007, 07:16:46 PM
GIFT NOT INCLUDED
Wrap a box of batteries ( how many is your choice ) include note that says "Gift Not Included"
This is too funny! I'm going to have to do this for my brother's birthday!
catknitluvr
07-26-2008, 01:45:56 PM
I liked that battery one also. What a riot! :hysterical:
Poodlemama
09-09-2008, 07:23:54 PM
I know I'm two years too late, but I love all these and can't wait to start gifting people!!
Jesscap5
10-10-2008, 07:28:02 PM
Don't think it's ever too late to add an idea.
One year I took a few things from my stockpile such as Bald Guyz Head Wipes , mens razors, shaving gel and we added a small funny/bad talking parrot (that was just something extra, didn't really go along with the theme but was funny. lol)
Everyone had a riot and it was great because the person who got it really did look like they needed it. LOL!!
MrsPinecone
06-11-2009, 07:03:52 AM
Different type of crocheted tampon - CROCHET (http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=178151.0)
I know they don't think it's a gag gift, but if you want to crochet your own tampons, here you go!
mooshisho
07-12-2009, 10:28:00 AM
Years late, but loving the ideas. Hoping this bump will generate more!
-- Moo
TreysMomma
10-08-2009, 11:38:22 PM
Love these ideas!!!
I just did a ton for my dad last year, and am doing more for my Stepdads 50th coming up next month.
I'm sure I'll think of more to add later, but here's some I can remember...
Get one of those loofahs on a stick and put a label on it that says "crotch washer"
Duct tape - Instant Face Lift Kit
Popsicle Stick & Tape - Generic Viagra