Okay, here's a good one for you.
I'm at CVS last week picking up a few things, including the KY Yours & Mine. Figured the husbo might not mind giving that a test drive

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I'd found a ton of clearance stuff, so I had quite a few items in my cart, and there was a big line anyway, so I just leafed through a magazine while I waited. Only one cashier open, so the line was getting longer...and longer...
There's a girl immediately behind me, and I can hear her getting really, um, annoyed, I guess? She's on the phone with I assume her boyfriend, and she keeps saying "Yes, I have it. There's a line, you're gonna have to wait, jeez!"
Finally, as I get right up to the front, the older woman at the register calls for help, and who comes to the rescue but my favorite, the hunkiest, super-studliest cashier you have ever seen in your life. I get a little extra-happy, because I'm next, AND he's gonna ring me out. Until I remember I have the KY stuff, and suddenly, uncharacteristically, I get all shy. I don't want to stand up there and turn red like a goofball. So, I decide to throw the girl behind me a bone and let her go first.
Only she won't. What the? "No, really, I don't mind. Please, be my guest." She acts all not-in-a-hurry, but I know better. "No, seriously, I have this big cart, you just have the one thing!" She's shaking her head, and saying, "No thanks, I'll wait," and looking freaked out.
Now the line is getting mad at us both, so I start to insist. I mean, seriously, what could be more embarassing than super-lube, anyway?
Uh, yeah. That's when I notice what that one item she has actually
is. So I smile at her, and suck it up, and put my magic love goo on the counter in front of Mr. Gorgeous and smile right in his face. He doesn't bat a hunky eye at it, and I get out of there in one piece.
And let the poor girl buy her box of Extenze All-Natural Male Enhancement from the near-sighted senior citizen at the other counter.
And hand her my extra KY coupon on the way out the door.
Ah, random acts of kindness...