Originally Posted by 6months  Here's what you should do.
Go to a thrift store and buy a boy doll. Take it home and mutilate it and put some creepy red paint on it. Next, take it to the dumpster and hang it on a tiny noose and write the words "Dump Diver" on a ripped up piece of paper, again in creepy red paint. Make sure you place it where he will see it.
The dumpster will be all yours again. |